Yankee Doodle Mouths Off

Hey Sports Fans, Yankee Doodle here, close and personal friend of Uncle Sam's. Yesterday, I received a letter from the Pillsbury Dough Boy asking:

Do you have any info on why I should vote Kerry and not Bush?

Honestly, I don't like either, but I would hope to have some real facts to work with. Unfortunately, the American Political landscape is full of lies and deceit. Especially the 2000 election bullshit in Florida and the Iraq War. That is why I won't vote for Bush, but Kerry really isn't a good replacement. What do I do?

~ PDB


Dear PDB,

Well, I completely agree. However, always remember that you are voting for one of two "behind the scenes" World Order (WO) agendas. And from where I sit as our nation's _other_ red, white and blue superstar, I would rather have the Kerry World Order faction in place than the Bush one. The Bush WO faction is about Oil, Arms, Pharmaceuticals (big profits from the disease model of health care) and other Drug Running (propping up Wall Street - i.e. FARC and poppy's cabal), and basically makes its power from creating war (including the draft BTW).

Remember Bush's father's famous one-liner in 1990 that nobody but the insiders understood - eternal war for eternal peace? Or Bush Jr.'s "I just know how the world works," line the other night? Kerry's faction is more aligned around technology. While they are hell-bent on outer technology to disempower the masses, at least it is not as environmentally insane as the Bush WO approach. And when democrats are in the White House, it's just a helluva lot easier to make your way through the "system," to deal with bureaucracy. Plus, it gives us all a better opportunity to wake up to our own INNER power. At least with Kerry, I have a better shot of hearing from my inner power than from the Bush faction, with the overload of everyone running scared from some terrorist boogeyman.

Many of my international colleagues believe that the Bushco WO faction was behind 9/11 in order to ignite and further their agenda. My belief, along with Uncle Sam, is that Bush looked the other way in hopes that 9/11 would be the break his faction needed. Indeed, if you look at it big picture, 9/11 shifted the economy from technology as we knew it (circa 1990's) back to the old guard military industrial companies, such as Lockheed, Halliburton, etc. Basically, you have two bonesmen representing the two WO factions, so it is a choice of how you want your Lords and Masters to rule over you.

The third choice is to buy a small island in the South Pacific, declare it Sovereign, pitch a tent and move there. The Powers That Be have pretty much locked up the rest of the planet at this point.

Blessings,

Yankee Doodle